Best 43 funniest love quotes about life

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and good night quotes to Burger King to poop.

-30 Rock

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It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

-Lucille Ball

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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

-Joan Crawford

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I love you and it’s getting worse.

-Joseph E. Morris

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You call it madness, but I call it love.

-Don Byas

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Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

-Mae West

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

-Oscar Wilde

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Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

-Woody Allen

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

-Albert Einstein

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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

-Jules Renard

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A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

-Friedrich Nietzsche

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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

-Charles Schulz

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Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

-Lynda Barry

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Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

-Lemony Snicket

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It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love one’s neighbor.

-Eric Hoffer

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Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-Ambrose Bierce

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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

-Bob Hope

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You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldn’t fit inside. But just because it won’t fit, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t empty the trash. 


-Jarod Kintz

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Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.

-Jerry Seinfeld

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.

-G.K. Chesterton

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Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.

-Miss Piggy

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To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.


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Love, I’ve come to understand is more than three words mumbled before bedtime.

-Nicholas Sparks

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.

-Albert Einstein

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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your mother daughter quotes.

-Rita Rudner

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Love is being stupid together.

-Paul Valery

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Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

-W. Somerset Maugham

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You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.

-Hussein Nishah

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If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people

-Jarod Kintz

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Love is like war, easy to begin but hard to end.

-Leo Buscaglia

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What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

-Pearl Bailey

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The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.

-Markus Zusak, The Book Thief

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Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.

-Unknown

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No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

-Unknown

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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

-Chuck Palahniuk

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I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough.

-Russell Brand

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

-Charlie Brown

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Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

-Franklin P. Jones

Women are meant to be loved, not to be funny good morning quotes.

-Oscar Wilde

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

-Scott Adams

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

-Richard Jeni